A Friday Morning PSA

To all my friends:

Photographed below is the remnant of what used to be a plastic Cinderella figurine.

A dream is a wish your heart makes...

A dream is a wish your heart makes…

Notice how, as a result of her impossibly tiny waist in comparison to the rest of her body, the cumulative effect of activity has resulted in her snapping in half and losing her torso/head.

Let this be a lesson to all women: we really should eat that chocolate.